gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

chucksraleigh:

a beautiful ending to a beautiful essay
boobsbuttsandsluts:

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

873

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this
boobsbuttsandsluts:
nothinglikeyoulove:

This made me so happy

caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

bagnusmane:

This girl at the train station had this bag and I can’t stop laughing because it’s basicall how we talk on tumblr
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind